Per request: Back to the funny stuff.
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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Kind of like the turkey receipe.
Damn -
Something told me to take 1 more look before packing up to go home!!!
Were you at the company Christmas party last week?!?
Gee, look at who made the 1st comment - I feel so loved / scared........
Why even waste your time with the turkey and the cookies?
AND - now my name is a BLOG TAG!
Rich,
You need to get more eyeballs for this post... please add this to the AR Comedy Club. Besides Magento (AKA Marc Blasi) might delete this from the group you put it in... HAHAHA.
Chris,
Magneto is not one of the X-Men. He is the arch-enemy of Professor X (Xavier), who is the mentor/brains behind the X-Men. Now you have had your Marvel comics education of the day. Just in case you wanted to know.
Ummmmm tequila.... I think I'll go have a shot right now. It's 6:35 in the morning. Would that be wrong?
A world record for blog commenting!
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No such thing as too much golf info! Never!!
As far as the comics go, I only mentioned Megneto because of SOMEONE's 'magnetism' comment!!!!
Jason can handle the comic book stuff...........................
Next time I meet up with Marc, you will have to join us for a round of golf. We will have to see just how bad your golf really is. Besides, if you follow the above recipe just before playing, I promise that it won't be too painful for any of us.
Damn, the things that I'm getting well known for.......
Ahhhhh, my fans!
Sounds quite yummy! Great idea for the holiday season.
How did people even find this thing after almost a year?????
Who am I kidding --- with my good looks and your writing, it was inevitable!